INT. FBI INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY

We see a stark, naked interrogation room. In the middle of the room, there is a big table, with several plain metal chairs around it. On the table is a tape recorder and microphone. On one wall is a huge mirror, which turns out to be a two-way mirror.

AUNT VERA is sitting on one side of the table, and three FBI agents are sitting on the other side. Aunt Vera is dressed in a morning gown, has unfortunate amounts of very strong makeup, which is by now smudged. She does not have her glasses on, so she squints nearsightedly. Despite everything, she is smiling in what she hopes is a seductive way, and sits with one leg over the other.

AGENT 1
(Turns on tape recorder.)

This is an interview of Vera X. in connection with a suspected terrorist attack on ObCo logistics management systems. It is Xday, Foomonth, at HH:MM. Please state your name and occupation for the record.

AUNT VERA

You have such a pleasant voice. Have you thought of going into radio?

AGENT 1

Please answer the question.

AUNT VERA

My name is Vera X, and I am an artist.

AGENT 1

You mean you're a computer programmer at ObCo.

AUNT VERA

I can be whatever you want, my dear.

AGENT 1

Are you employed by ObCo as a computer programmer?

AUNT VERA

No, dear, that is not in my repertoire.

AGENT 1

Your name is Vera X, and you live at 1234 Foostreet?

AUNT VERA

Yes, dear. That is where you found me.

AGENT 1

Why does ObCo think they employ you?

AUNT VERA

I'm sure I don't mind them their little fantasies. Life would be so tedious without little fantasies. Do you have any little fantasies, my dear?

AGENT 1

What exactly is your relationship ObCo?

AUNT VERA

I don't have a relationship with them. My niece does.

AGENT 1

Your niece?

AUNT VERA

Yes, my niece Vera.

AGENT 1

Your niece is also called Vera? Vera X.? And she works for ObCo?

AUNT VERA

Yes, dear, that is right.

AGENT 1

Oh, damn. The idiots grabbed the wrong woman.